Halloween Is the Worst

The absolute worst. It is by far my least favorite holiday.

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Any holiday that requires more planning than actual partying is stupid. New Years, I’m looking at you. First you have to think of a costume, then you have to buy a costume, then you have to figure out where you’re going – it’s pretty exhausting.

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Guys have it so much worse than girls. I can’t just throw on a little black dress, stick a tail to my butt and call myself a cat (although I’d probably be pretty popular if I did). I have to actually be creative (I’m not that guy who throws on a jersey and pretends I’m TB12) or shell out $40 for a costume I’ll never wear again.

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And, seriously limiting to your creativity — it’s too frickin cold to dress in anything showing skin. No idea how girls do that.

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Grownups don’t get candy. The kids get all of it.

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Oh, and of course: trick or treaters are annoying little brats.

OK – I’m done now.

 

Posted by Ben

 

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