Hooters Shooters

Image source G-Spirits

What does German liquor company G-Spirits have that other top-shelf liquor labels do not? A fleet of models at the ready to ensure every drop of the company’s products is poured over their naked breasts before bottling. The $180 barrel-aged whiskey will get you up-close-and-personal with the likes of Alexa Varga, Hungary’s 2012 Playboy Playmate of the year, whose tatas yield “unbelievably versatile flavors” ranging from roasted almonds, dried fruit and toffee to honey, vanilla, baked apple and cinnamon. Or for the budget seekers, the $165 rum offers a “unique erotic character” thanks to Amina Malakona’s boobs.  Each custom-made bottle is emblazoned with the models’ images and comes with nude photos of the gals in mid-dousing, natch.

Talk about prime fixings for a dirty martini or Slippery Nipple!

Posted by Abby

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s