As the old adage goes, everything’s better with bacon. Evidently, even sex. Get ready to go hog wild in the sack with Bacon Lube, from the folks behind pig-packed culinary wonders Baconnaise and BaconSalt. For just $11.99 a pop, slather on the smoky, salty (potentially high cholesterol) massage oil and get down to business. So you can smell like pork while porking? Yeah, I don’t get it either.
Posted by Abby
Ed: “What does sooey mean?”
Abby: “Sooey is a country term—it’s how farmers call pigs. God, I’m so Kentucky right now.”